One of the perks of being sick and working from home is getting to answer all those fun telemarketer calls.

Telemarketer: Would you like a free Toronto Sun newspaper subscription for six weeks?
Me: No.
T: How about just a weekend?
M: No.
T: Do you read any other papers?
M: No…
T: Well then, how do you get your news, sir?
M: Online.
T: Do you realize you’re not getting the in-depth coverage?
M: Yes I am.
T: Have a good day sir. *Hangs up*

“News: If you’re not getting the in-depth coverage from the Toronto Sun, you’re doing it wrong.”