The cake is a lie

Do your tubes have deep coverage?

One of the perks of being sick and working from home is getting to answer all those fun telemarketer calls.

Telemarketer: Would you like a free Toronto Sun newspaper subscription for six weeks?
Me: No.
T: How about just a weekend?
M: No.
T: Do you read any other papers?
M: No…
T: Well then, how do you get your news, sir?
M: Online.
T: Do you realize you’re not getting the in-depth coverage?
M: Yes I am.
T: Have a good day sir. *Hangs up*

News: If you’re not getting the in-depth coverage from the Toronto Sun, you’re doing it wrong.”

1 Comment so far

  1. brian July 13th, 2008 2:51 pm

    One of the nice things implemented in New York (and probably other places) is the Do not call list. It actually works too (with minor loopholes that are being taken care of now), as the past 2 years we haven\’t received any telemarketing calls.

    PS. Your captcha program isn’t that great.

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