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Glasses prescription held hostage

Optometrist holding eye hostage

Along with some other recent lifestyle changes, I decided that I want to wear contact lenses more. This was the plan ever since I first started wearing glasses in Grade 11, but my optometrist got in the way. He gave me glasses that were just right for what my eyes needed, but he thought it would be clever to give me contacts that are about half the strength of my glasses under the guise that it would make my eyes stronger over time. It didn’t. These weak contacts present the same problem that not wearing glasses does–my eyes get really tired, and I get sleepy.

Since it’s common knowledge that buying contacts online is ridiculously cheaper than buying from your eye doctor, I decided to take it upon myself and order some contacts. Buuut I don’t remember my exact prescription. So I call up my optometrist and he starts whining to me how he can’t give me my prescription on a good conscience because “I’m responsible for your eyes” and I could damage my eyes if I don’t get contacts from him. Long story short, he wants commission.

I’m going to see him later this week and try to maneuver him into giving me my prescription anyways. Anyone know any good optometrists in the Toronto area? And anyone have any advice regarding contact lens brands and types? I’m looking to wear something semi-regularly (3-4 days per week).

3 comments

3 Comments so far

  1. shizo March 28th, 2007 8:45 am
    1. Kill the optometrist
    2. Look through his files (locate your prescription)
    3. Buy cheaper contacts online!

    PS: Don’t forget to say Weeeeeeeeeee…! :D

  2. lillian March 28th, 2007 10:41 am

    i think by law he has to give you your prescription. wtf? holding your prescription hostage? is that legal.

    damn doctors.

  3. Andrey March 28th, 2007 10:44 am

    I don’t think there is a law against him refusing to provide (aspects of a) service to me. But then there’s no law requiring for me to stay with him. So blah.

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