While climbing a fence on Sunday at 11pm, I strained my left knee joints. It was pitch-dark, you see, and I couldn’t tell where the ground was. As I made the 5 foot jump off the fence, I overestimated the distance to the ground and didn’t bend my knees in time. So when I landed, I could literally feel one of my bones in my left knee dislocate for a moment and, luckily, snap back into place.

Now I wobble everywhere I go.