As there are 10 types of people in the world, there are 3 types of blogs in the world:

1. Blogs that are never updated.
2. Creative blogs where the author writes for the sake of writing, to express an opinion or tell a story.
3. Daily logs where the author regularly iterates through the day’s events, often including inside jokes to make foreigners feel like tumours. (I have dubbed these blogs as “dlogs”.)

Number 3 is the culprit. It leaves nothing to the imagination and it’s wildly addicting, just like porn. Especially when the author is someone you aren’t close to but admire.

The difference is that when you see a really attractive woman, odds are you’re still going to find her attractive when her clothes disappear, probably even moreso. On the other hand, when you read someone’s dlog from start to finish, you realize that most of the respect and admiration you had stemmed from your ignorance. When you find out that the author is human too, it’s just… disappointing.

I wrote a short piece of fiction to exemplify what I said above, but it was a bit lewd, so I neglected posting it.

This blog for one is all three types, in an oscillating manner. Up until now, it was the first type for a while because I was submitting many resumes and attending interviews and god forbid they google me and find something silly written in my blog (like this post). Now that I’ve acquired a job for the summer, I can return to making an ass of myself.