I added a new icon for this here website. It’s not a gold-plated S-etched phallus – it’s a tophat! Really!

I want to say that I’ve survived yet another year, but next week looks bleak. And the week after even worse. I could very well be dead in a couple of weeks and then you’ll all laugh at the irony – we don’t want that.

I have absolutely nothing to rant about. My life has become so dull. Or perhaps my life has become so condensed with things to do that there is no more room for imagination (just whining).

I am going to conclude this fourth paragraph starting with “I”, then read my daily comics, and go to sleep. Good night.